Charlieballs
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Charlieballs replied to MoonEnchantress's discussion Summer Clothing- Shorts and Crop Tops
"I have always been a huge fan of Asos!!! I don't quite like Torrid because I think they charge twice as much as Forever 21 for the same quality of clothes. If you go to department stores on sale days with coupons, you can find a few great basic…"
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Charlieballs replied to Chuck Blurry's discussion In order, what are your 3 most desired characteristics in a significant other?
"1. Someone who is cultured or at the very least is always curious and has a zest for learning. 2. Someone respectful and open minded (which I think comes with intelligence) 3. A genuine desire to encourage and care for others. Adventure always…"
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Charlieballs replied to Puss in Bootys's discussion WHAT NOT to do: Give me some of ur anecdotes that u want others to know from experience
"Never hold your pee. Pee before you play hide and seek. It's never just the tip."
Mar 16
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"Hola."
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Sarah C left a comment for Charlieballs
"Ok ao i was raised in a pretty catholic house so no makeup for us til like 16 except the lipsmakers chapstick. So i started wearing a little more but it was bad. I dont know my skin color tone (the pink or yellow) i guess its pink. And im super pale…"
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Sarah C left a comment for Charlieballs
"I feel like you need to come take me makeup shopping. I love your lipstick in your pic! I never know what looks good on me"
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Sarah C left a comment for Charlieballs
"Charlie i think me and you should be friends"
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"Me! What a pretty lady!! Glasses sisters!"
Mar 8

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Ethnicity
Hispanic/Latino
Body Type
Thick
Marital Status
Single
Sexuality
Straight
About Me
I am a morose little thing that loves to make people laugh. I often fail at it, but when I succeed, it's GOLD! I am much like Winnie the Pooh -- I am fat, I giggle awkwardly and I will kill for my motherfucking honey. I was born in Miami, lived between West Palm Beach and Italy until I was 6. Moved to Maracaibo, Venezuela -- where I did my "growin' up" and it is what I consider home. I attended an international, very secular, academically strict school, so I was always used to people from all over the world, different religions, cultures, and yes an ulcer when I was in 11th grade from the stress (and a trial asthma drug).

Yep, that's right, I am your classic TV geek, at least in appearance. Or was, or am. Don't know. Basically I have sinus problem, so generally sound a bit off, I have asthma so I carry my inhaler everywhere and I also have terrible near-sighted vision and sensitive eyes so I wear glasses anytime.

I love polka dots, honey, apples, horror movies, stationery and office supplies, satin (I could expand on that one), pizza, murder mysteries, jazz, Scottish bands, and the world and all its dark corners.

I like anything David Lynch related, Woody Allen, cute butts... well butts in general -- I shamelessly stare at all butts, the color kelly green, interesting accents or ways of speaking, comedy, SPACE-- the great unknown, cute faces, strong hands, and leather jackets.

I can't stand self-righteousness, teva sandals, too much heat (I grew up in Venezuela and Florida -- I have had enough), the mega fast pace of technology, disrespectful people, ignorance, liv tyler's pouty face, daniel day lewis' at times hammy performances, lacy comedy, and sandpaper.
Favorite Music
I guess I just always say if I hear it and I like it then it's my style. If I hear it and I don't like it, then it isn't! I always need jazz in my life -- old standards and the newer experimental jazz as well. I love female jazz singers and the trumpet is my favorite instrument! I also have a soft spot for 80's new wave, troubadours, and interesting voice. I love a melody and all that -- a melody will definitely tug at my heart, but an interesting/great/unique voice and/or earth-shattering lyrics will break my heart apart and then spit on it. I like that feeling oddly enough. We are all masochists when it comes to music, no?

Some of my favorites (non-exhaustive list): Camera Obscura, Damien Jurado, Bob Dylan, Belle and Sebastian, Ella Fitzgerald, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple, Sondre Lerche, Nina Simone, Cole Porter, Miles Davis, Depeche Mode, Bowie, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Simon Diaz, etc.
Favorite Movies & TV Shows
Safe to say I love movies, to say which ones are my favorite would suck, because I have an awful memory and I love a lot of movie and many TV Shows. If it has a great story and/or great characters then I love it.

Some to throw out there (TV and Movies mixed): Doctor Who, Eraserhead, Godfather Trilogy, LOST, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, X-Files, Annie Hall, Royal Tenenbaums, Silver Linings Playbook, Beginners, Rachel Getting Married, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The DArjeeling Limited, Everybody Says I Love You, Goodfellas, etc.!

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messages be general, yo

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 10:56pm 1 Comment

Hey so guys, I usually wouldn't give a fuck about general messages, but I am just about getting to the point of going completely bitch mode if I get one more general message in my inbox. It's not that I don't care that:

  • you get excited by all the 67 ladies you sent a message to
  • that you care to inform us 100 that you are not dead
  • or that us few select 23 are angels from the gardens of the golden bosom of zeus put on this earth to be pleased by a true man that…
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At 2:43am on March 9, 2015, Sarah C said…
Ok ao i was raised in a pretty catholic house so no makeup for us til like 16 except the lipsmakers chapstick. So i started wearing a little more but it was bad. I dont know my skin color tone (the pink or yellow) i guess its pink. And im super pale so all i wear these days are a tinted BB cream from Garnier and some of that maybelline babylips tinted lip balm. I occasionally wear some eye shawdow. I dont know what lip stick color looks good on me. I hate pink but plum seems too much and i dont know my nudes well enough. Ive been in sephora once and it was for perfume
At 1:22am on March 9, 2015, Sarah C said…
I feel like you need to come take me makeup shopping. I love your lipstick in your pic! I never know what looks good on me
At 11:01pm on March 8, 2015, Sarah C said…
Charlie i think me and you should be friends
At 11:51pm on February 23, 2015, Jawbreaker said…

si señorita :)

At 4:20am on November 9, 2014, Maggie said…
Well aren't you just a dear. Thank you kindly, ma'am!
At 12:29pm on September 1, 2014, MochaMaria said…

Charlieee! How are you lady? Youve been MIA!

At 10:09pm on March 10, 2014, xsayvier said…
You on kik
At 8:59am on February 3, 2014, David C said…

Thanks for the add Beautiful =)

At 8:14am on October 16, 2013, Leon Warrington said…
Should have nommed them.

Extremely dissappointed in you.
At 1:35pm on October 15, 2013, Leon Warrington said…
Possibly.....did they look spongey? :D
 
 
 

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