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"What twins have to do with this, alas I'm not sure,but if your sister's as pretty and sweet, my amour,as you, and her curves inspire thoughts as impure,I can admire you both sashaying across the floor!"
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"When the sashay begins to begin It is most certainly always a win To men and women alike, all tossed in a bin All tossed, their brains too, if ever there was a twin"
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"Try as one might, one can never explainWhy the rain in spain stays mainly on the plain,but why, when Charlie is sashayin'can't I help admirin' her derrière swayin'?"
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About Me
I am a morose little thing that loves to make people laugh. I often fail at it, but when I succeed, it's GOLD! I am much like Winnie the Pooh -- I am fat, I giggle awkwardly and I will kill for my motherfucking honey. I was born in Miami, lived between West Palm Beach and Italy until I was 6. Moved to Maracaibo, Venezuela -- where I did my "growin' up" and it is what I consider home. I attended an international, very secular, academically strict school, so I was always used to people from all over the world, different religions, cultures, and yes an ulcer when I was in 11th grade from the stress (and a trial asthma drug).

Yep, that's right, I am your classic TV geek, at least in appearance. Or was, or am. Don't know. Basically I have sinus problem, so generally sound a bit off, I have asthma so I carry my inhaler everywhere and I also have terrible near-sighted vision and sensitive eyes so I wear glasses anytime.

I love polka dots, honey, apples, horror movies, stationery and office supplies, satin (I could expand on that one), pizza, murder mysteries, jazz, Scottish bands, and the world and all its dark corners.

I like anything David Lynch related, Woody Allen, cute butts... well butts in general -- I shamelessly stare at all butts, the color kelly green, interesting accents or ways of speaking, comedy, SPACE-- the great unknown, cute faces, strong hands, and leather jackets.

I can't stand self-righteousness, teva sandals, too much heat (I grew up in Venezuela and Florida -- I have had enough), the mega fast pace of technology, disrespectful people, ignorance, liv tyler's pouty face, daniel day lewis' at times hammy performances, lacy comedy, and sandpaper.
Favorite Music
I guess I just always say if I hear it and I like it then it's my style. If I hear it and I don't like it, then it isn't! I always need jazz in my life -- old standards and the newer experimental jazz as well. I love female jazz singers and the trumpet is my favorite instrument! I also have a soft spot for 80's new wave, troubadours, and interesting voice. I love a melody and all that -- a melody will definitely tug at my heart, but an interesting/great/unique voice and/or earth-shattering lyrics will break my heart apart and then spit on it. I like that feeling oddly enough. We are all masochists when it comes to music, no?

Some of my favorites (non-exhaustive list): Camera Obscura, Damien Jurado, Bob Dylan, Belle and Sebastian, Ella Fitzgerald, Joni Mitchell, Fiona Apple, Sondre Lerche, Nina Simone, Cole Porter, Miles Davis, Depeche Mode, Bowie, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Simon Diaz, etc.
Favorite Movies & TV Shows
Safe to say I love movies, to say which ones are my favorite would suck, because I have an awful memory and I love a lot of movie and many TV Shows. If it has a great story and/or great characters then I love it.

Some to throw out there (TV and Movies mixed): Doctor Who, Eraserhead, Godfather Trilogy, LOST, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, X-Files, Annie Hall, Royal Tenenbaums, Silver Linings Playbook, Beginners, Rachel Getting Married, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The DArjeeling Limited, Everybody Says I Love You, Goodfellas, etc.!

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messages be general, yo

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 10:56pm 1 Comment

Hey so guys, I usually wouldn't give a fuck about general messages, but I am just about getting to the point of going completely bitch mode if I get one more general message in my inbox. It's not that I don't care that:

  • you get excited by all the 67 ladies you sent a message to
  • that you care to inform us 100 that you are not dead
  • or that us few select 23 are angels from the gardens of the golden bosom of zeus put on this earth to be pleased by a true man that…

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At 7:41pm on December 15, 2014, Professor Paddy Higgins said…

What twins have to do with this, alas I'm not sure,
but if your sister's as pretty and sweet, my amour,
as you, and her curves inspire thoughts as impure,
I can admire you both sashaying across the floor!

At 5:53am on December 15, 2014, Professor Paddy Higgins said…

Try as one might, one can never explain
Why the rain in spain stays mainly on the plain,
but why, when Charlie is sashayin'
can't I help admirin' her derrière swayin'?

At 4:20am on November 9, 2014, Maggie said…
Well aren't you just a dear. Thank you kindly, ma'am!
At 12:29pm on September 1, 2014, MochaMaria said…

Charlieee! How are you lady? Youve been MIA!

At 10:09pm on March 10, 2014, xsayvier said…
You on kik
At 8:59am on February 3, 2014, David C said…

Thanks for the add Beautiful =)

At 4:20am on December 29, 2013, Space Monkey said…

Well it certainly is my pleasure to do so. I only feel that it is necessary to leave such comments in return for you showing me such beauty contained in your numerous photos. 

At 8:14am on October 16, 2013, Leon Warrington said…
Should have nommed them.

Extremely dissappointed in you.
At 1:35pm on October 15, 2013, Leon Warrington said…
Possibly.....did they look spongey? :D
At 7:09am on August 4, 2013, Aussie bbw lover said…

Haha, yea did end up watching was terrible lol.



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