Hurray for self summaries :D....:/ yeah ok honestly I really dont like them very much, never really know what to say that wont bore you to tears but here goes. Life sucked for a really long time :( but now Life couldnt be better :) ok no I am not one of those "oh everything is grand all the time 24/7 and nothing bad ever happens humans", infact im not human. No really Im serious, so you can stop staring at me like that now...okay! Im actually a hobbit...or possably an alien...maybe im both. I lived in Roswell, New Mexico when I was a child so you never know, my body could of been taken over by body snatchers.
I am short, apparently cute as a button(so ive been told), and either living on the wrong planet or in the wrong era.
I am absolutly terrible at starting conversations.
I am also a complete Michael Jackson maniac(light teasing can be tolerated but if you dont want me to dig my kitty claws and fangs into you and suck out your soul you will leave nasty, hateful, cruel comments to yourself)
I use to be a dancer, got hurt, got depressed blah blah blah needless to say I can nolonger perform as a dancer but I can be a dance teacher, cant i?
I am here to horde more Gemini's, or just meet cool like minded people, or maybe not so like minded but at the very least open minded.
I am 100% poly, happy in my relationships and really have NO INTEREST in being mono. But I am not opposed to being friends with monos, heck some of my mono friends seek advice from me. Just because I dont believe in monogamy doesnt mean im going to judge you if you are. Polyamory isnt for everyone.(some people are just to jealous and possessive, but I dont really blame you because you were brought up in a society where monogamy is the norm and jealousy and possessiveness is everywhere, media, TV, movies, music..etc) I have had a few monogamious relationships in the past, I just found that I prefer polyamory.
Im not on here looking to get laid, I dont need the internet/okcupid robot(secretly i think this a government conspiracy and sooner or later the men in the white coats are going to come and take me away) *skips around the room for a minute humming "They're coming to take me away, HAHA!"-see i told you I get distracted easily. Anyway, yeah dont need help in getting sex...Glitter!
Lastly, make sure you message me if you have amazing eyes...so I can keep them in my freezer *smiles sweetly*